May 2013
passion:
how to have a flat stomach
remove all of your organs
mowwwg:
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
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Me: wow i like this album
Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
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the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
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i have such good taste, i whisper to myself as i browse my own blog.
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msjewbooty:
“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny
April 2013
song2liveinutrecht:
reblog if you dont give a HECK!
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p i z z a p ar t y
tapdancers:
do you even know how important chicken is to me
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fasterfood:
it is day 7 of being stranded in the desert. “hey is it hot in here or is it just me” i say to myself. i may be losing my mind, but i am gaining self confidence
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meladoodle:
try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them
cassiesandsnark:
you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up
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principatus:
fuck boys but also fuck boys u feel me
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gcoky:
i’m a good person i deserve to meet celebrities
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jeou:
have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner
because i have
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rewolf:
3ridan:
stay out of my lana del way
what the fuck did u just lana del say
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me: goodnight moon
moon: goodnight lil bitch
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